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China Impressed By Michigan Governor’s Totalitarian Policies

BEIJING—In a candid speech Tuesday, President Xi Jinping stated he was “pretty impressed” by Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s handling of the coronavirus outbreak, specifically praising her totalitarian policies.

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Nation’s Progressive Christians Applaud Hell for Being So Inclusive

U.S.—Progressive Christians have come out in praise of the kingdom of Satan for how inclusive it is. Left-leaning believers have often criticized their conservative brothers and sisters’ churches for excluding certain lifestyles. After years of searching, they’ve finally found a place that’s as inclusive as they are: hell.

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Coal County Sheriff’s Report

Fittstown man faces drug charges

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COVID-19 update—

As of Tuesday morning, April 21, no confirmed cases of COVID-19 have been reported for Coal County by the Oklahoma State Department of Health.

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One Pharmacist’s View

Many distractions this election year. The Democratic nominee—Biden—is now ‘gibbering’ press releases from his basement to the voting Democrats who are more concerned about COVID-19 than November--let me think about this. With Hillary Clinton still sitting around the house— in a sulk because she still thinks she won the last election—and with Biden already saying he will select a woman to be his running mate in the fall my thoughts turn to Michelle Obama.

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Coalgate Police Citations

John Thomas McCoy, Coalgate, OK – Violation of city code.

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Filing period ends; three Coal County races on the horizon

The three-day filing period for county, state and federal offices closed Friday, April 10. From now until the elections are over, it’s campaign time for several candidates.

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