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Biden: 'I Won't Reveal Whether I Plan On Abolishing The Constitution And Establishing A Glorious Communist Utopia Until After I'm Elected'

LAS VEGAS, NV—Joe Biden was asked yet again today if he plans to abolish the Constitution, overthrow Congress, dismiss the Supreme Court, and set up a Communist regime to take their place.

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Democrat Proposing to His Girlfriend Says He Won’t Reveal Position On Adultery Until After The Wedding

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, local liberal man Penn Millikers proposed to his girlfriend but has refused to reveal his position on adultery until after the wedding is over.

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Fisher-Price Releases ‘My First Peaceful Protest’ Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset.

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Coalgate Police Report

Enriqueta Elena Lufkin, 42, Ada, is facing multiple charges after her vehicle was pulled over the evening of October 6 in Coalgate for an expired tag.

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Southeast Oklahoma Library System Approves purchase of Bookmobile

Southeast Oklahoma Library System (SEOLS) is pleased to announce that its board of trustees has approved the purchase of a bookmobile at its September 15 th meeting.

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Outlaws rout Wildcats

The Coalgate Wildcats had a rough outing Friday night and lost to the Marlow Outlaws 55-7.

The Wildcats, starting their third quarterback in as many weeks, faced the fourth best team in Oklahoma Class 2A in Marlow.

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Madison Sam, Brent Johnson named 2020 CHS football homecoming queen, king

Coalgate High School seniors Madison Sam and Brent Johnson were named the 2020 Football Queen and King on October 3.

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