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To Mask or not to Mask; that is the question.

U.S.—A new study found that the primary reason people are wearing masks in public now is not to stop COVID-19 but rather to avoid the sea of judgmental stares.

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Progressive California Leads Nation by Becoming First State to Mandate Full-Body Masks

SACRAMENTO, CA—California is leading the nation once again. While other, backwards states are still clinging on to outdated notions like “liberty” and “freedom,” Governor Gavin Newsom has ordered all citizens to wear new full-body masks.

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Schoolboy Who Hasn’t Seen a Human Face in Weeks Just Glad Celebrities Had a Good Time Last Night

HONESDALE, PA—According to sources, local second-grade boy Carter Yoder is really happy all the rich celebrities in Hollywood got to take their masks off and have a good time last night, even though he has been forced to stay in isolation with his

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Liberal Annoyed His Mask Hides How Smug He Looks for Wearing A Mask

PORTLAND, OR— Local liberal man Patrick Verde wears a mask everywhere, but there’s just one problem: nobody can see how smug he looks over his superiority for wearing a mask.

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Coalgate Lady Wildcat update

Pitching By Chloe Shuts Out Tishomingo. Coalgate Wildcats Varsity Takes The Win When Chloe Brown shut down Tishomingo , throwing a complete game shutout and leading Coalgate Wildcats Varsity to a 2-0 victory on Monday.

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Wildcats maul Bulldogs

The Coalgate Wildcats rushed their way to victory over the Valliant Bulldogs Friday to win their final game before district play, 40-6. “ The kids played well,” Head Coach Nathan Hill said Saturday.

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Coal County Genealogical Society News

The Coal County Genealogical Society meeting was at the Genealogical Society Room at the Coal County Library at 10:00 a.m. September 13, 2021 for their quarterly meeting.

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